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This week, I decided not to get my hair braided by Fatima because her advertising agency failed to catch my attention. I also walked by a construction worker with an amazing sun hat on my way to Shitface Mondays, which have sadly been cancelled.
GET IT TOGETHER FATIMA!
EXCUSE ME MR. WEST, HOW LARGE SHALL WE MAKE YOUR PENIS -MANAGEMENT?
I REALLY BELIEVE IN SWAG AT WORK
HONESTLY MA, FIND A SPA
CANT BRING NIGGAS NOWHERE