Ah, Twitter. The land of lonely souls and massive trolls. People are either trying to figure out why they have been single for the past six summers or pining for their favorite model’s “love.” And when it comes to rules, well, there are none. Fools will do any and every thing to get someone’s attention. This includes sending naked pictures, death threats, suicidal cutting, and more. Now, as if those weren’t extreme enough, there are select individuals that go way, way, beyond any conceived boundaries.
Though Twitter thirst could never be summarized in just one post, we had to give it a shot. Here are the 10 most desperate tweets of the week:
@chrisbrown let me use my heated discharge to wax your butt crack
— leah (@SexWithCBrown) August 19, 2013
Alright, I’ll be honest, I have NO idea what is going on here. Next.
Can i get a @TreySongz in my life? I would give him my other kidney if he ever needed one.
— And Other Things. (@Bonolo__M) August 19, 2013
Only on Twitter does fanfare turn into an offer for organ donation.
@MacMiller cum in my face
— Inked Goddess (@TeresaBGC) August 19, 2013
There is a 40% chance that Mac Miller hit the “DM” button after this one.
— Frankie (@frankaay_) August 19, 2013
Bruh, it’s NEVER that serious.
New York Knicks’ very own J.R. Smith makes a special guest appearance this week. I love how he tried to hide the thirst on this one. Fail, bruh.
Nah, you should have stopped after the first try, lil’ homie. Get off Twitter, and read a book or something. (Just kidding, who does that anymore?)
@karruche You were supposed to text me forever ago.
— Maco (Mack-OH) (@OGxMaco) August 17, 2013
See, this shit is why all of the world’s ills exist. Global warming, drone strikes, hunger in Africa…are all because of this tweet right here. But, I can see why homie went there, though.
@SaraJayXXX follow me homegurl I’ll do your laundry….
— Leonardo Guevara (@HeadbangingLeo) August 19, 2013
This tweet might be the G.O.A.T. #LaundryBoyz
@Drake can i be your last new friend
— Alan Nibiru (@NibirusView) August 19, 2013
I would’ve maybe understood if this was from a female. Alas, it is not. Bruh.
The internet’s favorite rapper to hate, Mr. Budden, snitches on himself in royal fashion here.
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