Last night’s Grammy’s was full of shockers. Daft Punk’s win was significant, since it signified you did not have to be human to win an award, thereby opening the Grammy’s to legions of robots from Earth and beyond. Macklemore didn’t even walk on the crowd the whole time, I was sure he was going to be walking on the crowd the entire show, especially to receive all of the Grammy’s he won (he won every category that Daft Punk didn’t win.) Everyone has opinions of who should have won the Grammy’s, and we collected all of them here:
Best Pop Solo Performance: The Hook from Ty Dolla $ign - Paranoid
This hook is so good, we know the Grammy committee all could really relate to having both of your bitches in the club and they know about each other. It really makes your club experience very uncomfortable. It’s kind of a sad hook but it’s sad when both of your bitches are in the club.
Best Duo / Group Performance: Madonna’s Grill and New Boyfriend
When this duo showed up at the Grammy’s they should have changed the award and given it to Madonna. She is really thugging now. She showed up with grills and her new boyfriend. This was the best duo.
Best R&B Performance: Leather Tank Tops
The leather tank top is very popular with R&B performers.
Best 6 Year Old Wu Tang: Princess D
I really can’t believe they gave this award to someone else. Princess D owned it.
Best Improvised Nae Nae By a 6 and 8 Year Old: Ari and Shay
To give this award to European children (the winners were from Austria.) Total disgrace, bigger shocker than Macklemore winning the Rap Album category. Ari and Shay got this.
Best Rock Performance: Old Skull- Pizza Man
Does anyone remember who won Best Rock Performance? Because Old Skull’s “Pizza Man” should win. Every year.
Best Electronica/Dance Album: Young LA’s Face Tattoo of a Duck
It’s been a while since we saw Young LA’s face tattoo of a duck, but I’m very happy it won for Best Electronica/ Dance Album.