R&B crooner and man of the moment August Alsina dropped by The Breakfast Club yesterday morning, discussing a range of topics, but most importantly, eating ass. Until the end, it’s a pretty straightforward interview–he covers his current top-charter “I Luv This Shit,” his relationship with Chris Brown, and why he has a tattoo of “music” misspelled on his face.
The conversation takes a turn for the best when Alsina says he doesn’t “eat no box” and Charlemagne, with his typical honesty, tells Alsina he “will be eating vagina soon.” Things go in an even better direction when Charlemagne tells Aslina “that by the age of 26 you’ll be eating butthole too,” explaining that “you see a fine girl laying on her stomach, that ass in the air, and you have no choice but to put your tongue in.” Wow.
Perhaps Charlemagne’s best quote comes with, “If a girl wanna put her tongue in my ass, who am I to stop her?” Mad props, Charlemagne. You nasty, though.
If you love that ass as much as Charlemagne, you might as well show it.