You know a fall trend’s serious when summer arrives and the trend just goes “Nah bruh, I’m not leaving… Colors? Oh hell nah. Black on black on black all day every day. It’s the summer of BLACK POWER and y’all gonna have to DEAL WITH IT.” Yes, fall and winter got an extension and are continuing all year long. Wearing black in the sun will make you feel hot, but you’ll look cool. Plus, you can ease your wardrobe seamlessly back into fall without changing anything at all.
Between you and us however, we know there’s another reason for this black takeover. It’s because you are all vampires. You don’t see the sun anyways. You have tons of money for clothes because you are 600 years old, already paid off your mausoleum, and blood is free, or at least your victims don’t have a chance to send you a bill. So embrace your nocturnal lifestyle- be proud our undead brothers in #swag. It’s going to be a black summer, and we made it that way just for you. By the way, you look very young for a 600 year old, we’re impressed.