We get it–we’re just as guilty as everyone else when it comes to poking fun at your perpetual sorrow. A quick survey showed that within the 12 or so Drake posts on GURU, the word “tears” was used 640 times, “crestfallen” was used 301 times, and “gut-wreching” was used a whopping 5877 times. It’s just fun to make fun of you, homie.
Honestly, it was starting to get a little old. We were JUST about to chill with the Drake is heartbroken jokes. The internet works in waves. Does anybody care about Janet Jackson’s superbowl nipslip any more? Is anyone still laughing at Rebecca Black? No. You just got to let that shit ride out, my dude. If you really want people to stop calling you sad, this interview is the worst thing you could have done. You should have just made a happy ass song, man. You’re a talented dude–you can do it.
But you didn’t. You just got emotional. So as much as we hate to do it, we must. Here are some choice WSHH comments (from the video above) to help you realize how shit works. Read this, Aubrey. It’s for your own good:
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO YOURSELF?! We’re sorry.
Find yourself wishing to go back to the times when rappers didn’t have to whine to get attention?