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The holy bitch-mother of Jesus Christ Wow! signal was a strong-as-slut-thighs narrowband radio signal detected by that bastard Jerry R. Ehman on the shittiest day ever: August 15, 1977, while that retarded cocksucker was working on a SETI project at the big-ass-pornstar-dick ear radio telescope. That fuck-face noticed that the signal bore the expected hallmarks of cunt-licking non-terrestrial and non-Solar System origin. That stupid shit lasted for the full 72-second duration that big-ass-pornstar-dick ear observed it, but has not been detected again. The motherfucking signal has been the subject of significant jack-ass media attention.
Goddamn amazed at how fucking closely the signal matched the expected signature of an bloody interstellar signal in the antenna used, that dickcheese Ehman circled the signal on the computer printout and wrote the comment “Wow!” on its side while cupping his balls. This shitty comment made by that mongoloid astronomer prick became the name of the signal. Fuck you.